suditalia:

grocery store: *plays some funky 80s song*

my poor mother: please dont

me, immediately dancing in the middle of the aisle:

Originally posted by mrthisbody

(via uwuana-grande)

sunalwaysshining:

I love planners, highlighters, giant calendars, nice ball point pens, to do lists, & anything else that gives me the illusion that I’m getting my life together

(via beautifail)

bakwaaas:

You gotta understand that some people never really grow. They never learn their lesson. They never recognise their mistakes, they never acknowledge their faults, they never admit they were in the wrong. You will never receive an apology from them, and you will never see their behaviour change.

(via gabbunny)

coutureicons:

yeehaw

(via love-iabyrinth)

He didnt need to do it to us! I’m weak!

sleepytea5:

the-pizza-lich:

Phone listening to us is even creepier than you might realize.

Last month I had not spoken about or typed/searched anything about being on my period. I dont even have any of those menstrual apps on my phone. So why did I start getting ads about period apps and products shortly after I started my period? I think the mic picked up the sound of me opening a pad and recognized it as that sound.

Originally posted by ghostofcheney

“I think the mic picked up the sound of me opening a pad”

Originally posted by 106th